shanghai really worth gg. no need go taiwan or hk if u want bia shop and makan. shanghai is upcoming. the food there damn zhai. healthy, good, cheap. wad more can u ask for. we had this dinner at this restaurant.. order 6 dishes, including pro dishes like frog legs and this big bowl of chicken soup... all these for SING31 bucks... pro la...then the local stuff there super cheap. i mean dirt cheap. this includes all the pirated stuff... and all these pirated goods are not your typical obviously-fake ecko pants and linkin park printed shirts... got gold clubs, samsonite luggages, swatch watches, quicksilver sweatshirts, puma shoes, mahjong sets, DC backpacks....... and all of them look damn real. no more wearing of fake nike airforces and getting pointed out by ppl that they r fake. hahaha. and the books r oso fucking cheap. chinese ones la. my family bought so many books that we had to buy a fake luggage to keep them. and all these are less than SING100 bucks. wahahaha. u go kino buy 5 bks 100 liao. for this trip i bought quite a lot of things. 5 cds (each less than 15SING, some for 2.50SING), 1 jeans from samuel and kevin, 1 cargopants from some china brands, 2 books on philo, and tons of makan.
the tour guides oso not bad. super knowledged. only one is a bit gay. talk like dongfang billy. wtf.
then as usual with china tours we were brought to those cock palces where they try to cheat your money. teapot shops, tea leaf shops, chinese statue shops.. but the highlight surely is this cock medical centre. they try to act pro by telling u abt some medical cock. but the prblm is all they say is common sense even siva will know. like what, to stay healthy muz drink water, muz balance ying and yang foods, muz exercise, cannot eat too oily...wtf. then they bring in some youngsters they claim are students of this medical school. the students gave us foot massage. but they massage like nehx. i oso can do lidat. knock and press here n there, soft soft summore. i believe they r not students, but are hired cockers in this conmen centre. then they oso bring in some adults dressed in suits hu r trying to look pro. they claim to be medical professors. cock. they whole day try to sell u their medical products. really ka. act pro oso dunno how to act.
but of course got a lot of nice place. visited yuefeis grave (again), some uber-big props place where they film a lot of wu zhuang films like the now-showing sanguo yanyi. quite nice.
oso went pro scenery places like xihu.
but more unforgettable ones are not scenery type. got one place, rape of nanjing memorial. damn sad la. show all the photos showing the suffering. oso went to see an actual mass grave. got super a lot of children. damn sad. no wonder if u r a jap and go nanjing shop u will find prices times ten.
but one thing i muz kb abt. the fuck citizens of china. i know got pro civilized china ppl, but majority i hav seen r fucking cheebyes. i u thought sporean aunties are the kiasuing pros u r wrong. imagine la, u queue damn long for macs, juz order then taking out wallet to pay suddenly got two chinese fucks flank you at the counter and try to order. u queue at customs then suddenly this smelly tanned chinese family try to qie u. u board the plane, they super noisy. like nvr take plane b4. play with the seat, the reading lights, try to bia the free drinks. then oso dunno why they always hav super a lot of luggage carried by hand. i mean, u can just sutff all in one big handcarry bag. but they one person carry one small backpack, 3 plasticbag, 2 black briefcase. then when they board the plane late (which is rare, they alwaes qie first) and cannot find space to stuff their luggage they open the compartment of the seats adjacent to them and try to take ppls luggage out so they can put their own. wtf la. and oso they like to spit arounds. saw b4 ppl juz spit on the floor while eating at a restaurant.
and forget abt crossing road safely at zebra crossing. they dun care u. at spore is car let person cross. china is vice versa. i nearly got knocked down a lot of times. they juz accelrate, dun care whether got ppl in front not. damn cox.
anw i finally saw falling snow. woohoo. i saw fallen snow b4, but this time finally see falling one. quite nice. perfect gift for xmas. but of course freaking cold. we nvr expect so cold, let alone see snow. imagine la, u go toilet sheeshee got vapour come out, cos the heat from your pee condense the watervapour. damn pro.
seriously i will go back there again. for the cheap food and shopping, and of course the pro weather. hope the ppl get more cultured tho.
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