some v intersting stuff to ponder upon....tho some are crap but still funny
how come 'wrong numbers' are never busy?
if a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
if one synchronize swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown too?
if someon with a multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
if you try to fail but succeed, which one have u done?
what do little birdies see wen they get knocked unconscious.?
who was the first person to look at a cow and say "i think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink wotever comes out".? (milk)
wot do you do wen you see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
wot do sheep count wen they cant get to sleep?
wot happens if you get scared half to death twice?
why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
why didnt noah swat the two mosquitoes?
why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?
why does mineral water that 'has trickled throomountains for centuries' have a use-by date?-
why is a boxing ring square?
why is lemon juicemostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?-
wen sign-makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?.
If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why is there an eject button on the remote when you have to get up to get the video?
There is no present. There is only the immediate future and the recent past.
I thought about how mothers would feed babies with tiny spoons and forks. The I thought, what would Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Got more..most of them from George Carlin... go google him if interested..
| Thoughts Became Words At 11:37 PM |
yo ppl some quotes a day DO make a diff...they spice up your life.. here r some some quotes to make you think...some are funny hahahaa
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. ~Author Unknown
Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together. ~Author Unknown
Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. ~Author Unknown
The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ~Robert Byrne
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack Handey
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. ~Quentin Crisp
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. ~Author Unknown
We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain
We spend all our youth making money, then we spend all our money buying back youth.~Some celeb
There is no finish line. ~Nike advertisement
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live. ~Henry Van Dyke
There's nothing certain in a man's life except this: That he must lose it. ~Aeschylus, Agamemnon
I knew a man who once said, "death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back." ~From the movie Gladiator
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. ~Charles de Gaulle
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily
| Thoughts Became Words At 8:29 PM |
yo people from the band that brought you Warmness on the Soul and I Won't See You Tonight Part 1 comes Seize the Day..haha this is the third song from them im putting on blog... this song is freaking cheebye lanjiao nice... first few times i didnt think it was too great a deal but after a few listens really got hooked la... its cheebye nice... can rival Warmness on the Soul, tho the lyrics r weaker for this song... enjoy peeps
"Seize the Day"
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past
I found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture)
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture)
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here,
don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real
So, what if I never hold you, or kiss your lips again?
So I never want to leave you and the memories for us to see
I beg don't leave me
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here,
don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real
Silence you lost me, no chance for one more day [x2 then continues in the background]
I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home
| Thoughts Became Words At 5:10 PM |
this site will make you realize how short life is..check it out...
and checking it out will deduct 30 seconds off the counter..hahahaaaaa
www.deathclock.com
| Thoughts Became Words At 3:03 PM |
another cheebye long post today hooommmmmiiessssss
during my rare moments of mugging juz now it dawned upon me that i will have very, very few trips to esplanade left. i will most likely stop breaking when mid august liddat or maybe earlier. i will most likely break once a week after bt2. so like go 6-7 times? then stop. prelims, As. after As, assuming i am suay i will get in december-jan? means will have like one month plus minus to break after As. not to mention that i will have shitload to revise and pick up after the exam period.
then go army. wtf. one yr plus NO BREAKING. unless when come out of camp go home dun sleep (which is impossible seeing all the ppl i noe just go home sleep when they come out). altho one gd pt is i live so near pasir ris interchange i can walk home and sleep straight away after the bus from tekong. so will more time to go break.
but most likely too tired and lazy to travel to esplanade.
so one yr plus no break.
after army, k, some time to break. spent on picking up after one yr plus of break-fast. wtf.
then go uni.
greater WTF.
from what i have seen of uni breakers it is damn tiring to maintain a good uni life while breaking. have seen larry doze off at esplanade. LOL. and weeter always complaining abt bust uni life. so, wtf.
which means the time when i can truly break, and not spent re-learning stuff, is the period after bt2 until august lidat, and the later part of post-army days.
summary: wtf.
now on to main part of post.
another post on breaking. this is like a reflection of my breaking days. the post on June 9 is abt the scene and culture. lol shd print the two and keep somewhere...
still rmb i started, seriously, around the time after Os. started off gg to bboy.org forums, looking at all the move tutorials...what "The Ultimate One Handed Airbaby Guide"... looking at the gallery.. all the kiddos posting their pictures "Checkout my new freeze!" hahahaaa. rmb the "Singapore Bboys Holla" thread in the Hook Up forum. felt excited that i was talking to real bboys in Singapore, what Hummer (Dominic LOL), bumblebee (Larry), and of course the ultimate actpro, talkcock cheebye lanjiao kia ultraman26 (still haven see him yet). rmb downloading "Breaking it Down" by Flying Steps as my first breaking clip. lol. downloaded loads of breakbeats too.
then started gg esplanade... saw all the pros, was like WTF. sat one corner watching..understand all the irritated looks they gave me (cos now i oso give them to wannabes hahaha)
then knew kok thru the forum, started breaking with him... became gd frens..
that time a lot of breakers, got Jack, the ultimate shen lao cheebye hahahaaa. was excited to know other Chinese breakers around my age, mostly peeps from Inertia.
hmmm..break break break.. started off learning some cock combos that i thought were pro... wad turtle to handstand to turtle and repeat... LOL
and started to think esplanade not gd for breaking cos of all the stress from pros, the smoke and noise from malays and the irritated looks given by the pros. the most memeorable look was given by victor hahahaaaa can tell obciously he dosnt like the new wave of teenage chinese breakers..
so started to find other place to break..really tour singapore to break loh..
at first was Power Building behind Youth Park... floor damn nice, and quiet.. but sometimes the security guard come kao bei and the whole night wasted..cannot break.. and when thirsty need to walk long way to 7 11 at somerset mrt there to buy drinks...
then started gg orchard mrt (outside popular) to break... saw Definition and Retribution (no longer this name).. was like WTF they r as smooth as a cheebye. the floor quite lousy, space quite small, and mrt staff can kb. will always come up and threaten call police (which they will sometimes really do), so we have to pack up, walk around orchard and go back (sometimes to get chased a second time).
then went bedok. LOL outside the library. hahaaa the floor like fuck. and all the uncles and aunties in the nearby hdb flats and kopitiam keep on looking. even got challenged by Euthanasia Crew before hahahaaaaa
sometimes also go Woodlands HDB dome and studio at NTU (BoonLay!!!) to break... seriously around singapore..
in the end decided esplanade is da best... and when we went back our skills had improved.. behold THE TEAPOT KING hahahaaaaaaa and because i had shed the newbie skin the 'pros' started warming up to us... cos we go back suddenly like become pro, and do stuff and get props, so that started the mixing around.
at first was like "wtf the pros talking to me" then "wtf they asking me to teach them"
then i realized at esplanade, everyone is a student and a teacher at the same time. thats the CHIONESS of breaking
FTC, EG, even the malays all became damn nice. break together, joke together. so sometimes i still wonder how come inertia still dun like break at espalanade. haha but to each his own.
tho sometimes i still want go break at studio at ntu... thats for undergrounding for basics.. esplanade is more suitable for more advanced stuff..
many ppl wuld be suprised that i have suffered no major injuries doing this apparently dangerous thing. only got whole patch of skin @ elbow there tearing off, and bruises here and there. tho i feel my right wrist is disintegrating slowly.
the days spent breaking, be it at esplanade or anywhere else, has taught me alot. be it social skills, the knowledge that all police think breakers are low educated punks, a knowledge of singapore's Nighttime street life, or just plain determination to do wad you like regardless of your progress, people's opinion and physical pain, this one year or so has been hell of a ride. have seen crews break up, battle each other, talk shit, act lan, or be role models for all the rest of SG breakers. have received cheers from angmo tourists walking past =D have received free lunch from christian group ppl cos i taught them some moves =D have been taken down NRIC number by police because we were nearby BMXers who biked in esplanade (prohibited). have seen breakers fighting skinheads. have seen good, and bad, battling attitude and judging at jams. have been asked number by girls during breaking =D have breaked (broken? grammar hahaaa) in the rain (like you got served hahaaaaa) still got numerous dian dian di di lazy to type out.
sometimes i do really respect breakers, be it chinese malay lousy or bad. yes, even skillet. but maybe not jack hahahaaaaa.. but they really r dope. as described by somebody on bbw, we receive nothing from breaking unless u pursue a career in it, which is fuck in singapore. well, maybe props given by schoolmates when u act cool around at school events, and chiobu asking u number when u act cool around at any venue where a chiobu is present. tho not chio one oso come hahaaa.. but we seriously get nothing from this, when we endure injuries and risk permanent damage, and suffer negative objections from school people and family. all for a move well learnt, a beat well killed and a prop well gotten hahaaaaa
so, summary: respect us you cheebyenehnehtous and stop thinking we are out to act cool and get all the chiobus numbers..haha altho sometimes really lidat hahaaaa
| Thoughts Became Words At 1:31 AM |
lol check out this breaking game (flash)... quite corny but quite fun... hahaha dancedance rev. with fingers..
http://family.ca/games/breakinthecrowd/breakinthecrowd2.php
| Thoughts Became Words At 2:58 PM |
freak ppl check this out... damn scary la... especially the mary bell case... this site got tons of interesting crimes...makes you think how perverted we can get... i spent damn long reading at just those that interested me...
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/young/index.html
| Thoughts Became Words At 12:27 PM |
from the very band that brought you Warmness on the Soul comes I Won't See You Tonight Part1. dont compare this with WOTS tho, cos they are about completely diff. things, altho they are still power ballads... this one is about leaving everything (suicide)... lyrics quite sad if you think about them. front part of the song got piano, a bit soft, but dont turn up volume too much because it starts explosively..
anw avenged sevenfold recently got new album, and the singer had a recent operation because he burst a blood vessel in his throat... so no screaming in the new album.. all singing... after listening i think not the best album so far, but not the worst too.. just ok... hope he gets well soon and release a better, heavier album next.
"I Won't See You Tonight Part 1"
Cry alone, I've gone away
No more nights, no more pain
I've gone alone, took all my strength
I've made the change,I won't see you tonight
Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood
All the ones around me
I cared for and loved
Building up inside of me
A place so dark, so cold, I had to set me free
Don't mourn for me, You're not the one to place the blame
As bottles call my name I won't see you tonight
Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood
All the ones around me
I cared for and most of all I loved
But I can't see myself that way
Please don't forget me or cry while I'm away
Cry alone, I've gone away
No more nights, no more pain
I've gone alone, took all my strength
But I've made the change,I won't see you tonight
So far away, I'm gone.
Please don't follow me tonight
And while I'm gone
Everything will be alright
No more breath inside
Essence left my heart tonight x2
| Thoughts Became Words At 8:44 PM |
prepare for a fucking cheebye long post today ppl haha
firstly im damn satisfied i made the right choice by buying back iPod. its so chio that if it was a girl my frenster status would be Domestic Partnership liao. and now with so muich space i can finally download all the full complete albums by the dope bands out there... i shall soon have complete discographies of Iron Maiden, Iced Earth and Opeth. muhaahahaha. music geek i am.
main part of my post.
cheebye fucking pigu mao with chocolate treacle strawberry icing and sugar rice with assorted flavors of lanjiao pi and nehneh rou topped with an iridescent layer of cinnamon coated lanpaji soaked in armpit skin shedding juice.
how i hate people who walk past esplanade underpass and try to act cool by running out from his group of friends and doing some lame shit and show that by mimicking us breaking he is portraying himself as the ultimate epitome of humour and utter coolness. look, if you think by doing some exaggerated dance steps and handstands you are mocking us you are SO WRONG and SO FULL OF CHEEBYE JUICE. if i gave you twenty years you also wont do wad we are doing now. fuckers. i bet you are so jealous that we can do stuff you cant do and which you have secretly researched on the net at home and nearly broke your penis by trying them out that you mock people who can. i bet your wish is to learn the coolest "Breakdance Move" and win the hearts of all the bitches in your school. if you really despise the dance then shut up. true haters wont mock us like that. only jealous fucks would mock. if you can come and at least show us your own interpretation of the beat then i would respect you and let you do your mocking. but you cheebyes dont even understand the DANCE and think its a ACT LAN HOBBY WHICH MAKES YOU LOOK COOL and you try to mock us? go drink more Nespray la.
anger done, tour begins.
Breaking is not a Game, Sport, or just some stuff for uneducated Shits who are actaully despos and thus try to increase one's appeal by learning the COOL MOVES in breaking.
Why is breaking not a sport? in sport, you are restricted by rules. thus in order to excel within this restriction one must better each other in aspects like Teamwork, Physical Quality and stuff like that. in breaking, you are totally unrestricted, wll, except by the music itself. you can interpret it in any way you like that best expresses youself.
thats why some people prefer Streetball than the actual Basketball Game, though Streetball is still restricted to some extent by the Basketball Game from which it branched off. in streetball, you can create your own self-identity by the Tricks you do, your Crowd Appeal, your act-lanness. Thus it differs from conventional Bball. Sama-sama for Breaking. in breaking we learn the stuff we want to learn, and not what people want to see you do.self- improvement/satisfaction. though of course many of us still got the act-lan side in us, the desire to impress others :)
and this is in fact what hip-hop culture is trying to spread. look, i myself is not exactly totally into this culture, i prefer Metal music to hiphop ones, especially Mainstream ones today, with crap like 50 Cent SeanPaul and even Gwen Stefani trying to act hiphop via Hollaback Girl. but look, breaking is 1 of 4 main aspects of hiphop culture. so since i am into breaking i would be a little influenced by the culture.
but do you see me talking black (except when playing around), wearing MeshCaps, wearing Bball Jerseys, wearing Bling-Blings and rings, and telling everyone that i can break, and pasting pictures of Jay-Z on my file? i think if people in my class didnt say a thing other people in the school wont even guess that i am into breaking.
and another thing. i hate people who exploit breaking for MONEY. i mena, you can earn money from it and still show love for it at the same time, but some people just treat it as a major tool for earning cash. i may have the wrong impression of him, but from what i have heard about Sani, hes a cheebye. yea, hes one of the first ppl to break in S'pore, but so? hes trying to exploit the current hiphop craze. in case you ppl dunno, hcjc J1s this year enrichment got breaking, and its taught by him. wtf? i bet all he wants is money. he dosnt care whether these ppl are learning the stuff for the love of the dance or just trying learn a move or two and go around act lanning. and from wad i have heard abt the recent Streetfest, hes a cheebye. so wad if hes a judge? hes a cheebye biased lanjiao la. FTC won outright, then he goes support his own crew. instead of giving props to FTC hes feels the need for his won crew to win. wtf. well maybe because hes one of the first bboys thats why the SG scene is so pretty screwed up now.
but aiya wad can i do but bitch around and continue to do my own stuff? tho at times really damn buay song. like when i heard HC got breaking CLASSES (WTF) and also its taught by him. trying to enter the student market? broadening of customer base? maybe you can practice some price discrimination, cheebye kia.
anw im still urging my hair to grow back. hahaha. its super er xing. yesterday go down esply got like seven people cosecutively ask me why i cut this kind of hair. hmmm. shall focus more on footwork soon, esp. after Charlie's Footwork Clinic yestersay. hahaha. and after hearing kok and charlie talk abt Ben and myself watching some clips of Ben, quite interested in ground moves and xiao dong zhuo. hahahaaa.
sian la i am starting to think no one reads my blog. either too busy mugging or just disinterested. no one reply to the damn intersting Michaelangelo-Brain thing la. sian. nvm, can self-induction around.
| Thoughts Became Words At 5:31 PM |
no long time no blog... after that entry on the group blog no more entry fodder liao... hmmm... i still need money desparately for my Ipod.. shitz.. now surviving on Discman la... haha juz now read those politics shit for GP (surprise! i was too bored so it seemed like next best thing to do).. quite interesting lehs... all discussion fodder.. sigh..
anws i seriously can't wait for City of Evil to hit the stores! tho i fear HMV might not have it the same day as stores overseas do... shit.. scared i will waste my time making a trip to hmv just to buy the cd.. arghhh.
haha anw i was just wondering.. cos u see we now laugh at all the retro shit last time (disco balls, trumpet pants, large sunglasses..), what will our sons and daughters think of us next time? eeeeee breaking is sooooooo yesterday... ppl singing Jay Chou songs in the same manner we sing Rong Shu Xia... laugh at how rap was considered music back then... how stupid we must have looked when we have to sit down stationary in front of computer just to use it. makes you think, dosnt it? imagine BlackEyedPeas , Usher and JolinTsai appearing in a Lao Ge Jing Xuan CD.
anw did anyone saw the link put previously in one of my posts? its so intersting im xia dao no one commented on it on the tag board at all.. shall post it again :
http://www.thecaveonline.com/APEH/michelangelosbrain.html
| Thoughts Became Words At 8:57 PM |
