some v intersting stuff to ponder upon....tho some are crap but still funny
how come 'wrong numbers' are never busy?
if a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
if one synchronize swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown too?
if someon with a multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
if you try to fail but succeed, which one have u done?
what do little birdies see wen they get knocked unconscious.?
who was the first person to look at a cow and say "i think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink wotever comes out".? (milk)
wot do you do wen you see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
wot do sheep count wen they cant get to sleep?
wot happens if you get scared half to death twice?
why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
why didnt noah swat the two mosquitoes?
why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?
why does mineral water that 'has trickled throomountains for centuries' have a use-by date?-
why is a boxing ring square?
why is lemon juicemostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?-
wen sign-makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?.
If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why is there an eject button on the remote when you have to get up to get the video?
There is no present. There is only the immediate future and the recent past.
I thought about how mothers would feed babies with tiny spoons and forks. The I thought, what would Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Got more..most of them from George Carlin... go google him if interested..
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