Mr Single has a rather interesting life. Throughout his entire life, he has been always eating Mushroom Swiss Singles, never buying whole albums but only singles, wearing only singlets, spelling the word singer as singler, never following his sergeants' commands to double up, hates double decker buses to the core, always loses at the game Double Dragon, thinks the worst movie moment ever was the part in StarWars: The Phantom Menace where Princess Amidala revealed that she had a double, loves Binary Code because it never goes above 1, buys only Kraft Singles for cheese, totally hates doing Chemical Spectro questions because the words doublet and triplet keeps appearing, and once attempted to hack into the site called http://04s65-quintet.blogspot.com.
he has always detested the fact that the SinglesUnite! community on YahooGroups keeps decreasing in membership, and dosnt really know why.
one day he was jogging in the park when he noticed a solitary figure, clad in grey raiment and with white hair spilling down his back, sitting alone under a tree. This very aura of ultimate Singleness caught Mr Single's attention, and like currents attract each other, so he went over to the tree.
That was when he realised the figure was the legendary PhiloSolopher, the one being who attained singlehood nirvana by sitting under a single sapling for 9 years (the maximum one can spend meditating, cos when it reaches 10 its no longer a single digit). But to his surprise, the PhiloSolopher had tears streaming in rivulets down his time-beaten cheeks.
When asked, the legendary figure said that he has realised the ultimate lesson in singlehood, and that this revelation, while was the result of many years of exploring singlehood, seems to contradict the very ideas of Singlist theories.
While there are so many single individuals in the world, he said, their very prescence in such great numbers also at the same time strays away from the ultimate goal of having only One thing for everything, a digit 1 for everything. isnt 10 million single individuals such a distance from the goal of having only 1?
Thus, he continued, the true method to living was to group all the Singles together, and first step was to group them at Doubles first. However, in order to adhere to the Oneness rule of the universe, they must become so compatible such that together they both can be regarded as One, a fusion of two into one, and they shall be called husband and wife.
After that it is done, further levels can be attained, from couples to families to societies to cities to countries to the entire world. When the entire world population has put aside their differences and regard each other as a fellow component in one huge, complete, perfect OneBeing, can the goals of the Oneness be attained.
i am single so hello are there any singles out there who want to fufill this goal please HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA
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