mother nature is taking up arms.
the dinosaurs were getting too big and loud for her, with them whole day shouting at each other and even their walking is too loud for her. all the brontosauruses and triceratopses and ultrasauruses eating too much greenery that mother nature feels rather lazy to produce.
so, she decided to rid of them, by sending a metorite/sending the iceage/sending some epidemic/scaring them to death by shouting jurassic park
now, humans have gone way too gay for her. whole day breathe and burn and thus produce so much co2 that her precious SK2 mask called the ozone layer is disappearing. whole day help her shave and wax her hair everywhere in order to produce paper. whole day screw her with oil refinerys and MRT-building plans, she scared that she will become pregnant because of this sia.
so now, the mother strikes back
within 2 weeks, 4 ppl in singapore have freaking hell died because trees have fallen on them. thats 2 per week. whats the chance of a tree falling fast enough to be unavoidable and unsiammable? whats the chance again that one person is right there below it when this happens? whats the chance that the tree itself is big enough to kill at one blow instantly?
also, we have been seeing a lot of cases of drowning. gay, when they were finding the body of the guy who disappeared at seletar reservoir, they accidentally and oopsily stumbled upon a body of a woman just like that. 2 bodies at the same place found in 1 day? and these 2 deaths are are not only drowning cases recently. now showing at major rivers and seas around you
mother nature is really hot diao already. (literally). as explained before, we are all inexorably turning into planet indian kaihong. the icecaps will melt and the penguins in March of the Penguins can all mate and lay eggs and show their powerful parental will in the boiling sea itself. the Ice Blended would become a legendary drink featured in history books. mount everest would become so easy that NUS will whole day send team after team to scale it and say thats the difference between them N'US, ok exaggerating a bit sorry nigga. all the ice queens in the world will melt and become damn jovial and open and charismatic and will all come to me by their own will and will all become wet (cos ice melt become water la, what you thinking). and i will see long queues queueing up for me and i will earn big bucks everyday cos the jokes i say will ease the heat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA
yeah. mother nature is back with a vengeance. she will frag and multi-kill us all. Nature's Farm holds an entirely whole new different meaning.
so people, appease the bigshotest woman of them all! stop wasting time surfing porn cos a lot of fuel is needed to burn to support the 2 hour japanese av video you have right there! stop wanking cos you burn lots of energy that comes from all the cows and chickens that need more cows and chickens to replace them and these replacements would breathe more CO2 to bring ever faster forward our imminent doom! let us all sing michael jackson's earth song and wear sexy singlet and leather black jacket in the windy forest and shout WOO-AHH-AHH--Ah-AHHHH! (please listen to the aforementioned song to understand this portion)
alas, my gay talk cock entry has turned out to be something of value and moral after all. heal the world make it a better place
| Thoughts Became Words At 10:00 PM |
The BALL Fireman Ionosphere Chronograph Skylab Edition features an automatic winding Swiss movement (no batteries needed) encased in an anti-magnetic (to 4,800Amperes/metre) in a 43mm Stainless Steel Case with automatic chronograph with quick set day and date function.
100m water-resistant, shock-resistant (to 5,000 G’s) with a Screw-down crown and tachymeter bezel, it has the unique self-powered light tubes containing Tritium gas that glow 100 times brighter than luminous paint for more than 25 years.
The caseback features Engraving featuring the mission patch designed by Garriott and crew-mates depicting Leonardo da Vinci`s Universal Man chosen to represent and focus on medicine and mankind, which are symbols describing the main objectives of the Skylab mission - Earth, Sun and Medicine.
Comes with solid stainless steel bracelet with hidden butterfly spring release clasp. An additional calf leather strap is included with a stainless steel buckle and a strap changing screwdriver, and also a miniature replica of the SKYLAB.
All this presented in a beautiful burlwood box with a Limited Edition certificate to signify its rarity (only 1600 in the entire world).
Yeah. Above is the thing that converted me into a monk. 1600 monks in the world are grateful for the above
| Thoughts Became Words At 12:09 PM |
OMFG i have just done my greatest indulgence ever ever.
may buddha forgive me and accept me as a monk from now on.
ami tuo fo
| Thoughts Became Words At 10:49 PM |
the moon loves the sun but ever the sun runs.
the moon runs after the sun ever forever, and just when he feels he is near, he feels the last of the light just disappearing over the horizon.
is it the sheer distance, or is it some other cruel twist of a cosmic prankster?
for perhaps while the moon does feel the sun's warmth, he reflects all the light. perhaps because the sun sees that the light from the moon is her own, she thinks little of him, for it is a rather common thing indeed to only take notice of the unsubtle differences.
Perhaps the moon would one day catch up finally, to at last come to side with the sun and reciprocate her light.
Meanwhile he continues his relentless pursuit, ever and ever on, across cold space that stretches ever and ever on, while time goes ever and ever on.
but well, forever is waiting, isnt it
| Thoughts Became Words At 7:51 PM |
bisexual means can have sex with two genders
asexual means no sex for you forever, can only try to split into two so can try have sex with yourself
omnisexual means sex with the whole world, everything, every single matter in the universe including Ammonia effervescence from your chem beaker, stars in outer space, volcano lava, a piece of medium rare air-flown from australia t-bone steak with rich brown sauce pepper and garlic with just a dash of sea salt, a dog, and worst of all, the big mass of people you see during events like Mecca and National day that you can call desmondchoong
metrosexual means you go metro and fuck the plastic bags (the carrying hole there), screw all the gold and diamond rings assuming you can fit, every single clothes hanger of the clothes (the hanging hole there) and least exciting of all all the salesgirls there yes even those in nice bouncy ponytails so what if they have nice bouncy ponytails you cant make me think about ponytails when you know i dun like ponytails no you can never make me like girls with ponytails haha you failed in making me talk about girls in ponytails i will never like girls in ponytails yeah
anw yeah more guys are turning metrosexual. guys who fuss about what to wear, know the difference between burberry brit and london and davidoff coolwater and game and knows how put perfume already must shake yourself to make the alcohol dissipate first hahaahahhaaa. guys who no longer just use some same body wash for hair, face and body
and but at least not turning into extreme cases like doing facials 3 times every week, going for brazilian wax, summore when there is the better wax called moving rubber by gatsby with takuya kimura being rather shuai in the ad (and yes hes metreosexual too), and of course visiting new urban male every week clad in your green NUM brazil (why brazil again) singlet (tight), shorts to showcase your waxed legs which i believe is a good solid piece of evidence reinstating my point of showing how styling your hair with wax will make hair drop cos if waxing legs makes hair go away means wax your hair means going bald AHHHHH. and anw got one exception to the above singlet metrosexual thing. cos if you wear only one same singlet (even if its green, but fails to be brazilian, only some kind of brand thing for some beer) everyday with shorts and slippers you still fail to qualify to be a metrosexual. HAHAHAHAHAHAA just jking kh dun be sad later you drift away then tag pissed off over nothing at all which now dunno why reminds me of the song Making Love to Nothing At All
hahahaha i just talked cock for one entire entry. anw i met some monster who was screwing some seashell on the seashore (maybe its the seashell he bought from the legendary mythical SHE, who sells seashells on the seashore). but anw, i mean, because of the aforementioned, i Met Troll Sex Shell AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
| Thoughts Became Words At 8:14 PM |
oh dear, here comes all the shit flying down.
| Thoughts Became Words At 7:20 PM |
shuais. today for dinner i cooked my first ever meal-- after all the instant noodles and fried rice and warming up of canned foods.... well not a very difficult meal to prepare, cos its a beef steak, but well its something that dosnt really depends on how hard is it to cook, but its abt how you cook it
well got the meat from cold storage. cooked with just olive oil, garlic salt and pepper. and i must admit, it turned out rather good. haahaha. i was expecting some super tough slab of brick, not some soft nice tender nugget you can ease your sore eye with like how goob did
good stuff. shall have more of these steak cooking sessions. as men's health said, steak is the the ultimate man-meal. hahaaha. maybe next time stay in hall will everyday eat steak instead of instant noodles hahaha
anw for the guys who once chionged in tchs techlab 1 and 2 until 4 plus pm after school, for guys who are utterly familiar with the terms Pylons, Kerrigan, YamatoCannon, Mutalisk..... here comes some pretty orgasmic news
http://www.starcraft2.com/----------- watch the cinematic trailer! sheer orgasm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog2k6s7xVQ&mode=user&search------- i see the usual marines, battleships, zerglings, and some pretty cool flying protoss building. and of course, the ending is maximum zainess hahahahaahaha
just cant wait hahahaaa
| Thoughts Became Words At 8:09 PM |
back from exercise tourmaline... apparently its bigger an event than i thought hahaa... so many units involved... even COA came to drop by to visit us... but then again i dun think i can talk abt it too much hahaha
but quite a good exercise i gues.. at least for me cos i still get to shower nearly everyday hahahaa... but as usual got mosquitogangbang sessions.... and i must say that they are are gay. there was one night i was lying in some secluded long-unused training shed and had the camo net covering my face and thought it was safe. then after a while i realised my lips were a bit swollen, like allergic rxn liddat hahahaa. the gugujiao mosquito could not find anywhere else available to bite so chose the most prominent feature and bit throught the net. and my nose also. so i got bites here and there on the rest of the body, but lips got 1 and nose got 2. gay. kiss from a mosquito new song from Seal
| Thoughts Became Words At 7:36 PM |
Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
| Thoughts Became Words At 3:21 PM |
chaocheebyes finally now then can blog. apparently blogger has some problem with singnet users, all singnet users will experience some gay problem that prevents them from blogging. the problem is still ongoing tho, the reason i can blog is cause i used some tip i read on some forum by puting the number 2 after the www in the address.
next week will be involved in some 5 days exercise tourmaline, will try to survive on 2 sets if number4 and 2 sets of green socks. of course its 5 sets of underwear hahaha. but at last time i used to survive one whole week on just one set of number four and one pair of green socks, summore last time the week includes soc and some outfield here and there, and still i have the record of zero incidences of heatrash and footrot hahahaha. even smell discipline also not compromised hahahaa.
anw ppl can we have a night cycling thing some time soon. and np can you organize it if you want it coming weekend, cos i need to survive one whole week on one gay 8250 battery that depletes after one day of normal use. we can start off at my house, go pasir ris park to get the bikes, cycle to loyang , cycle along the super uber long path at changi airport all the way to changi, makan there, then cycle all the way form changi beach to east coast park, then make milo for ngeepoo and his gay dog so they can drink from each others mouth
| Thoughts Became Words At 11:21 AM |
after what happened today, i now believe finally and totally in lady luck or at least some unseen guardian force that watches over me hahahahaa
| Thoughts Became Words At 9:35 PM |
