bisexual means can have sex with two genders
asexual means no sex for you forever, can only try to split into two so can try have sex with yourself
omnisexual means sex with the whole world, everything, every single matter in the universe including Ammonia effervescence from your chem beaker, stars in outer space, volcano lava, a piece of medium rare air-flown from australia t-bone steak with rich brown sauce pepper and garlic with just a dash of sea salt, a dog, and worst of all, the big mass of people you see during events like Mecca and National day that you can call desmondchoong
metrosexual means you go metro and fuck the plastic bags (the carrying hole there), screw all the gold and diamond rings assuming you can fit, every single clothes hanger of the clothes (the hanging hole there) and least exciting of all all the salesgirls there yes even those in nice bouncy ponytails so what if they have nice bouncy ponytails you cant make me think about ponytails when you know i dun like ponytails no you can never make me like girls with ponytails haha you failed in making me talk about girls in ponytails i will never like girls in ponytails yeah
anw yeah more guys are turning metrosexual. guys who fuss about what to wear, know the difference between burberry brit and london and davidoff coolwater and game and knows how put perfume already must shake yourself to make the alcohol dissipate first hahaahahhaaa. guys who no longer just use some same body wash for hair, face and body
and but at least not turning into extreme cases like doing facials 3 times every week, going for brazilian wax, summore when there is the better wax called moving rubber by gatsby with takuya kimura being rather shuai in the ad (and yes hes metreosexual too), and of course visiting new urban male every week clad in your green NUM brazil (why brazil again) singlet (tight), shorts to showcase your waxed legs which i believe is a good solid piece of evidence reinstating my point of showing how styling your hair with wax will make hair drop cos if waxing legs makes hair go away means wax your hair means going bald AHHHHH. and anw got one exception to the above singlet metrosexual thing. cos if you wear only one same singlet (even if its green, but fails to be brazilian, only some kind of brand thing for some beer) everyday with shorts and slippers you still fail to qualify to be a metrosexual. HAHAHAHAHAHAA just jking kh dun be sad later you drift away then tag pissed off over nothing at all which now dunno why reminds me of the song Making Love to Nothing At All
hahahaha i just talked cock for one entire entry. anw i met some monster who was screwing some seashell on the seashore (maybe its the seashell he bought from the legendary mythical SHE, who sells seashells on the seashore). but anw, i mean, because of the aforementioned, i Met Troll Sex Shell AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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