mother nature is taking up arms.
the dinosaurs were getting too big and loud for her, with them whole day shouting at each other and even their walking is too loud for her. all the brontosauruses and triceratopses and ultrasauruses eating too much greenery that mother nature feels rather lazy to produce.
so, she decided to rid of them, by sending a metorite/sending the iceage/sending some epidemic/scaring them to death by shouting jurassic park
now, humans have gone way too gay for her. whole day breathe and burn and thus produce so much co2 that her precious SK2 mask called the ozone layer is disappearing. whole day help her shave and wax her hair everywhere in order to produce paper. whole day screw her with oil refinerys and MRT-building plans, she scared that she will become pregnant because of this sia.
so now, the mother strikes back
within 2 weeks, 4 ppl in singapore have freaking hell died because trees have fallen on them. thats 2 per week. whats the chance of a tree falling fast enough to be unavoidable and unsiammable? whats the chance again that one person is right there below it when this happens? whats the chance that the tree itself is big enough to kill at one blow instantly?
also, we have been seeing a lot of cases of drowning. gay, when they were finding the body of the guy who disappeared at seletar reservoir, they accidentally and oopsily stumbled upon a body of a woman just like that. 2 bodies at the same place found in 1 day? and these 2 deaths are are not only drowning cases recently. now showing at major rivers and seas around you
mother nature is really hot diao already. (literally). as explained before, we are all inexorably turning into planet indian kaihong. the icecaps will melt and the penguins in March of the Penguins can all mate and lay eggs and show their powerful parental will in the boiling sea itself. the Ice Blended would become a legendary drink featured in history books. mount everest would become so easy that NUS will whole day send team after team to scale it and say thats the difference between them N'US, ok exaggerating a bit sorry nigga. all the ice queens in the world will melt and become damn jovial and open and charismatic and will all come to me by their own will and will all become wet (cos ice melt become water la, what you thinking). and i will see long queues queueing up for me and i will earn big bucks everyday cos the jokes i say will ease the heat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA
yeah. mother nature is back with a vengeance. she will frag and multi-kill us all. Nature's Farm holds an entirely whole new different meaning.
so people, appease the bigshotest woman of them all! stop wasting time surfing porn cos a lot of fuel is needed to burn to support the 2 hour japanese av video you have right there! stop wanking cos you burn lots of energy that comes from all the cows and chickens that need more cows and chickens to replace them and these replacements would breathe more CO2 to bring ever faster forward our imminent doom! let us all sing michael jackson's earth song and wear sexy singlet and leather black jacket in the windy forest and shout WOO-AHH-AHH--Ah-AHHHH! (please listen to the aforementioned song to understand this portion)
alas, my gay talk cock entry has turned out to be something of value and moral after all. heal the world make it a better place
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