Samuel's Law of Natural Body Clock states that irregardless of the value of the variable S, where S denotes the time when you first approach a bed/sofa/floor with the intent to sleep, the value W, where W is the time when you wake up, remains a constant value of 12pm.
This Law further dictates that any attempt to modify the abovementioned body clock mechanism will be met by an equal change in the opposite direction. This is called the Fucking Lazy Automatic Snooze Alarm Killing Equilibriumatic Mechanism. Even if the sujbect attempts to sleep at 10pm and wake at 6am the next day, the FLASAKEM system will manipulate the body in its sedate form such that all alarms are instantly extinguished with no second thought.
As such, Samuel's Theorem of Comparative Effective Time Management With Regards To Time Spent Sleeping states that the individual is to sleep at 10-11 am everyday, since the value W still remains such at 12pm.
This thus ensures about 22 hours spent awake daily, which is fucking good. The period of 2 am to 10 am is best spent either Wahjonging or reading.
Thoughts Became Words At 1:54 PM
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
too many movies and tv serials to watch, too little time. too many books to read, too little time. too many languages to learn, too little money. too many runs to run, too gay a knee and ankle and falling toenail.
i've decided take part in this, which will my first ever full marathon. hahaha. who wants to join with me? interesting leh, midnight marathon. near my house summore, can come my house and put stuff prior to the run. exciting sias
Thoughts Became Words At 5:03 PM
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
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Thoughts Became Words At 11:29 PM
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