Samuel's Theorem of Temporary Jobs states that in order to obtain optimal monetary benefits, one must job-hop, or more accurately put, job-climb, from one job to another more lucrative one.
This Theorem is the Gospel Truth/Quran Law/Heart Sutra verse/desmond's menu. Thus in the aim to remain in tandem and accordance to it, one must disregard all other hindrances, and must not hesitate to undertake Machiavellian methodologies to clear them. This includes astutely weaving the most intricate, ostensible lies into the shape of a hammer, so that breaking of contracts are thus possible. That being said, it has been empirically proven that the excuse of an urgent long-term overseas trip for personal matters is the most effective reason to wield. It is thus recommended to the aspiring, perjuring job-hopper.
Changing a job at an average frequency of 3 weeks not only assures financial advantage, it also ensures a balanced portfolio. In this present milieu of high-salary professional investment portfolio balancers, by extrapolation, a balanced temporary job portfolio is hence a grail to aspire for.
cocks la. yeah im about to perform my first job-hop. YEAH. haahahahaa. loving the location already before even starting the job. its in the midpoint of raffles place/chinatown/clark quay. near the speaker's corner place. which means it is near ann siang hill (ASYLUM), near chinatown (vinyl toy stores and the buying of lots of Bearbricks), near raffles place with the sexy ladies clad in office wear, and of course clark quay. and its same workplace as a friend. and it's slack (at least compared to my current one). yeah cant wait to hop over. but well even if the job doesnt turn out to meet my expectations i guess i can also apply Samuel's Theorem of Temporary Jobs again HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
props to larry for having his MARRIAGE PROPOSAL in the middle of the inter school floorskills jam!!!! BBOY LARRY AKA LIU DE HUA IS GETTING MARRIED WOOHOOOOOOOOOO
Thoughts Became Words At 10:25 PM
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
work rocks when there is a vending machine dispensing unlimited FOC coffee, tea, milo and horlicks, with the main point being coffee. its time for 8 Styrofoam cups of hot coffee w/ cream w/o sugar everyday
work rocks when the workplace is not entirely devoid of eye candy. 1 half-chio bu which is ch bu together with one full chio mixed blood bu makes work experience a lot better. together with OT-period sightings of japanese ladies working shifts, hmmm.....
work sucks when you are doing shit loads and earn peanuts and still get a portion of the peanuts deducted from a recruitment agency making yourself earn effectively only peanu in the end cos a fraction of peanuts got deducted away
Seriously, if you have like 2-3 months to spare, with the ORD-Uni transitory period being the best reason, READ THIS BOOK. yeah i know its tough and lengthy and feels like reading a dictionary for people who only read gay stuff like Mitch Albom and stupid get-rich self-help books, but seriously it is one of the best books i have ever read, and i am not ashamed to declare i do read a lot.
It, basically and according to what the book claims, is but a mere history of ideas. But there are ideas, and there are ideas. The book seriously encompasses a whole shitload of stuff, tracing the evolution of man and culture and language; tracing how Christianity had its basis in Jewish beliefs and subsequently leeching ideas from pagan beliefs, greek philosophy like Aristotle, and eventually claiming all these ideas its own, how the Catholic Church grew into a monstrosity and was one of the factors behind the Dark Ages; tracing how and why Asia was the global superpower followed by Europe followed by America. And so much much much much more. Seriously, after reading this book I am more convinced of the fact that i will never be a Christian, or a Catholic at least.
Seriously, anyone, everyone, should read this book. I will not hesitate to lend you if you ask. haha
One Singer to check out as strongly recommended by Samuel Peck: Cyndi Lauper
yeah i know, Samuel recommending a Pop SInger?? Samuel, who only listens to obscure gay shouting noisy cacophonous heavy metal bands and underground purist true-to-the-roots hiphop and an occasional classical composer??
yeah, seriously Cyndi Lauper is good stuff. dunno why she was compared and had a rivalry with Madonna. yeah, besides the obvious and well-known and overplayed hits like Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and True Colors and Time After Time, there are songs out there that display her true vocal prowess. Check out Night To Remember, I'M GONNA BE STRONG (GD STUFF), Who Let In The Rain and First Night Without You on Youtube. And yeah, check out the multi-celebrity charity song We Are The World, and wait for Cyndi Lauper's segment. she is the hopping around one with the kuazhang flamboyant colored hair and the screeching. But it was her screeching in this vid that made me check out her songs. haha. seriously, she is good stuff. mild EdwardScissorhands-like eccentricity with a unique screechy voice. really.
Thoughts Became Words At 2:05 AM
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Samuel's ORD-Work Transitional Period Induced Supper Syndrome (SOWTPISS)is a relatively new medical condition of the body whereby during the critical in-between period of ORD and commencement of a job, the Christian Sins of Sloth and Gluttony become so paramount in their sybaritic powers that the body is slowly vitiated to such a decadent state that regardless of any attempt at training for a marathon, working out or bboying will be in vain. The body is assiduously belabored by a inimical fusillade of insidious and malevolent cells called Dionysian Type-A that the individual perceives all food as ambrosia. Under this nefarious onslaught, the victim is consequently and slowly reduced to a sorry shadow of the former self, some pitiful etiolated thing.
One key accompanying symptom may be identified as the severe urge to pursue meals in the late of night. This sudden desire of the dusk may initially appear to be trivial and innocuous, and the individual thus submits with ease. However, chronic subsequent submission precipitates the slow sedation of the willpower, which but augments the spread of the aforementioned Dionysian Type-A cells.
As such, the individual's mind is indubitably altered such that the normally optional meal of supper gains such sudden importance that it trumps the breakfast, lunch and dinner in their individual importance in the day. Thus, the infected individual is ossified to an increasingly deleterious addiction, such that he is kept awake at night by hunger pangs, which thus induces the Glutton's Insomnia. The victim thus becomes the avatar of quivering lard and overflowing fat layers and pure un-pulchritude and pure quintessential Desmondry
actually type all this fuck and wasted like 10 over min of my time is just to say i have been eating supper like a main meal everyday. Like, can skip breakfast without any qualms but right now at 12.22am im seriously considering making my way to Downtown East 24hr Macs, which involves a 20 min walk, to have my Big Mac meal upsize with apple pie and McFlurry. And if i do this will be the 3rd time in 2 weeks. And 12.22 is early, normally go down at 3-4 am
and yeah another reason for the above shit is that i just wanted to try using some words i learned lately from my reading. im sure it didnt make a short story long
Thoughts Became Words At 11:46 PM
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