Samuel's ORD-Work Transitional Period Induced Supper Syndrome (SOWTPISS)is a relatively new medical condition of the body whereby during the critical in-between period of ORD and commencement of a job, the Christian Sins of Sloth and Gluttony become so paramount in their sybaritic powers that the body is slowly vitiated to such a decadent state that regardless of any attempt at training for a marathon, working out or bboying will be in vain. The body is assiduously belabored by a inimical fusillade of insidious and malevolent cells called Dionysian Type-A that the individual perceives all food as ambrosia. Under this nefarious onslaught, the victim is consequently and slowly reduced to a sorry shadow of the former self, some pitiful etiolated thing.
One key accompanying symptom may be identified as the severe urge to pursue meals in the late of night. This sudden desire of the dusk may initially appear to be trivial and innocuous, and the individual thus submits with ease. However, chronic subsequent submission precipitates the slow sedation of the willpower, which but augments the spread of the aforementioned Dionysian Type-A cells.
As such, the individual's mind is indubitably altered such that the normally optional meal of supper gains such sudden importance that it trumps the breakfast, lunch and dinner in their individual importance in the day. Thus, the infected individual is ossified to an increasingly deleterious addiction, such that he is kept awake at night by hunger pangs, which thus induces the Glutton's Insomnia. The victim thus becomes the avatar of quivering lard and overflowing fat layers and pure un-pulchritude and pure quintessential Desmondry
actually type all this fuck and wasted like 10 over min of my time is just to say i have been eating supper like a main meal everyday. Like, can skip breakfast without any qualms but right now at 12.22am im seriously considering making my way to Downtown East 24hr Macs, which involves a 20 min walk, to have my Big Mac meal upsize with apple pie and McFlurry. And if i do this will be the 3rd time in 2 weeks. And 12.22 is early, normally go down at 3-4 am
and yeah another reason for the above shit is that i just wanted to try using some words i learned lately from my reading. im sure it didnt make a short story long
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