Samuel's Theorem of Temporary Jobs states that in order to obtain optimal monetary benefits, one must job-hop, or more accurately put, job-climb, from one job to another more lucrative one.
This Theorem is the Gospel Truth/Quran Law/Heart Sutra verse/desmond's menu. Thus in the aim to remain in tandem and accordance to it, one must disregard all other hindrances, and must not hesitate to undertake Machiavellian methodologies to clear them. This includes astutely weaving the most intricate, ostensible lies into the shape of a hammer, so that breaking of contracts are thus possible. That being said, it has been empirically proven that the excuse of an urgent long-term overseas trip for personal matters is the most effective reason to wield. It is thus recommended to the aspiring, perjuring job-hopper.
Changing a job at an average frequency of 3 weeks not only assures financial advantage, it also ensures a balanced portfolio. In this present milieu of high-salary professional investment portfolio balancers, by extrapolation, a balanced temporary job portfolio is hence a grail to aspire for.
cocks la. yeah im about to perform my first job-hop. YEAH. haahahahaa. loving the location already before even starting the job. its in the midpoint of raffles place/chinatown/clark quay. near the speaker's corner place. which means it is near ann siang hill (ASYLUM), near chinatown (vinyl toy stores and the buying of lots of Bearbricks), near raffles place with the sexy ladies clad in office wear, and of course clark quay. and its same workplace as a friend. and it's slack (at least compared to my current one). yeah cant wait to hop over. but well even if the job doesnt turn out to meet my expectations i guess i can also apply Samuel's Theorem of Temporary Jobs again HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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