uni life is unhealthy life.
you skip breakfast almost everyday cos when you wake up, you either wake up early to chiong to school or you wake up in the afternoon just in time for lunch (and sometimes dinner).
wait, no fear: you are making up your quota of 3 meals a day by eating supper every single night without fail and with utmost relentlessness and adamant spirit. you now know that pizza hut takes no offers after 0000HRS, pasta mania has delivery but it dosnt deliver to ntu, macdonalds can take about half an hour to 45 min to reach hall 3 compound and so on.
on average you sleep about 4 hours a day; lights out timing is about 0400HRS every day. sometimes your sleep consists of knocking out at the study table and not lying on your bed which is just about 2-3 metres away.
sometimes there are like 639.67 meetings per day with effective daily interest of 4.6%, and thus you need food to come fast. thus you go for macs for like 4 consecutive days in row. if carcinogens increase themselves by a compounding rate of 7% pls calculate Final Value of Carcinogens in your body assuming Body Inflation Rate remains at 11%
and horrors of all horrors, the worst is yet to be (unlike ACJC). there are so many eye candies walking around to be discovered each day that you soon develop chronic first-degree cornea diabetes. this terminal disease invokes a secondary ailment and you become a Aural Diabetes Type B Carrier. You carry diabetes-borning essences in your saliva and as such you tend to sweet-talk and cause aural diabetes in ppl who give you cornea diabetes. wow, look, mutual swapping, how nice. maybe you both should form a Limited Liability Partnership while adhering to Section 5 of the LLP Act.
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