It was today, when I finally found a new meaning in life. It was indeed today, when I was shown the light in the darkness, was bestowed with the Compass of Life.
I have never wondered about the quintessential question that has stumped centuries of philosophers, scientists and ordinary folk. I have never pondered upon the existence of an Intelligent Being, a supreme Creator.
Yet now, I do, finally, realize that there is indeed a mysterious, omnipotent, omnipresent force that is the dynamic energy, the inherent driver within us all, that powers everything around us - the motive in the locomotive. Without it, all would come to rest, all motion would cease to be.
I now believe in a Supreme Being, the origin of Intelligent Design, the Maker of the Universe, the Saviour of all of Mankind. I now believe in God.
My Church is henceforth Starbucks; my holy water, Cappuccino - the embodiment and avatar of the Holy Trinity: Espresso, Water and Milk; Howard Schultz is but the Blessed Pope, the descendent of the rock whereupon He shall build his Church; my Holy Bread and Host shall thus be Blueberry Swirl Cheesecake; my bible shall be naught but the Starbucks Espresso Passport.
you must thinking that i am too mad and bo liao to be typing this piece of shit at 3.43 am on a monday morning. but this but demonstrates that coffee makes you do stupid things with more energy hahahahaa
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